A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours
Alcohol does not make you fat it makes you lean.. against tables, chair and walls.
Alcohol kills brain cells slowly, but that never bothered me because I’m not in a hurry
Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.
I drank so much vodka last night that this morning I woke up with a Russian accent
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe I’ll have another beer.
I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink. – Joe E Ellis
If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.—David Daye
In Beer, there is freedom. In Wine, there is health. In Whiskey, there is power and in Water, there is Bacteria
Let’s have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.
Men are like wine—some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.” —Pope John XXIII
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Some people spend a fortune so they can circle the world. I drink some beer and the world circles around me
Today I am a Hero. I rescued some beer that was trapped in a bottle.
Work is the curse of drinking classes – Oscar Wilde
